Empire of Perpetual Repair

A Sacred Comedy of Cones, Barrels, and American Delay

America does not have four seasons—it has five, and the fifth is Construction. Through a satirical liturgy of OSHA-robed Conemancers, union Shovel-Leaners, and eternal traffic detours, this mock-scripture uncovers the sacred comedy of municipal maintenance. It hilariously proves that nothing is built to last because perpetual repair pays the budget gospel far better. You will get a link to download the pdf. If you don't, please let me know.